Society Says We Are Unemployable Misfits
SO WE SAY, SCREW SOCIETY AND WHAT IT HAS TO SAY!
Welcome to Professional Idiots! We are far from being a conventional company, and will never become one.
Instead, we are open-minded and free-spirited. We don't allow society to judge us and we don't judge others. We also refuse to hide who we are which is anti-corporate misfits.
So, who are we and what do we do here?
What we do here is create and build concepts, operating them with the idea of finding and satisfying unmet demands. That is to say, we come up with an idea, thoroughly research them, then go to work on creating a proof of concept. This is a long way from the traditional approach of creating a product then toss money at it to see if it works. We create most of our own ideas, but may occasionally acquire ideas from other entrepreneurs if we feel they align with our goals.
We spend our time continuously generating new ideas, considering each one on its merits. We measure each of our ideas against certain criteria; this includes whether it will benefit us and whether it addresses an unmet need. We take each of our ideas seriously, but we aren't about thinking outside the box. We're about leaving the box behind altogether.
This is when our expertise shines. Each selected concept is built out to the highest standards, optimized for current (not twenty-year-old) concepts and then fully tested. We have expertise in both marketing and operational support to guide the new ventures, forming a spinoff company with its own team that can then rise to industry leadership.
This allows us to build multiple businesses from idea to reality, from launch to success. Our ideas bring people together to meet unmet needs and support the development of our company. Over time, we will build our financial strength and achieve success, spread over multiple ideas to diversify our future.
We call ourselves Professional Idiots because everyone thinks our ideas won't work. Nobody thinks we're going to succeed. As our portfolio grows, we will prove these people wrong, increasing our company value and filling needs that might not even have been thought of yet. We are Professional idiots, and we are building our future.
You once gave your father "the talk"
You live vicariously through yourself
Mosquitoes refuse to bite you
purely out of respect.
You brought a knife to a gunfight...
just to even the odds.
Sharks have a week
dedicated to you.
You are left-handed. And right-handed.
You taught a German
Shepard to bark in French.
You taught Chuck Norris martial arts.
You have won the lifetime
achievement award… twice.
Do You Have What It Takes to be a Professional Idiot?
Well, let's see, extra points to anyone who can say any of the following applies to you:
(If you can say yes to any of the above, then we want you on our team for sure!)
We are looking to only work with the bomb-diggity. Someone that learns from us as much as we learn from them. Someone we will be proud to say is a part of our family and will play a large role in pushing Professional Idiots forward. If you are not this person, please consider another position.
I am your homie, what next? Click here to see our current openings.
Meet the Idiots!
Founder - Chief Idiot
I am the mastermind behind Professional Idiots, meaning I basically just clean the toilets and keep the refrigerator stocked with beer. I live and breathe the Mile High air.
CFO/COO "All I do is say no to everything!"
It's my job to say no to the stupid concepts that will never work, no matter how hard they try to get it to pass. I am also based out of the amazing Denver Colorado.
Chief Programmer "The Mad Ukrainian"
I was hired to code shit. I code best when in the middle of the night when the freaks come out. I live in Vorzel and I am a true idiot!
Database Admin "The Russian Mobster"
I can optimize any database. I'm based out of Russia and in my spare time I try to hack into the FBI's website to remove my wanted poster.
MR. BINARY CODER
Security Researcher "The Hacker"
I'm a badass ethical hacker, I was contracted to keep the site safe from bad hackers. I am in the hacker hall of fame from Google, HackerOne, PayPal, and many more.
Professional Idiots, Inc.
115 Wilcox Street Suite 220
Castle Rock | CO | 80104
Phone 303 777 5400
If you have a question or comment regarding Professional Idiots or one of our companies, please get in touch. Since we generate ideas internally, we do not accept submissions of business plans.